Starring the following model:
"These shirts have problems. Let's remove them the radical way."
| File count: | 1 |
| Total size: | 2GB |
| Runtime: | 29 mins, 8 secs |
| Released: | 12/13/25 |
| Produced: | 2024 |
| Views: | 18 |
| Scene ID: | 95327 |
| Labeled: | Male |
| Issues? | Report |
Today, I was wearing three particularly strange shirts. On top was Widowboy, with his unusual four eyes, carterpillars in his hair and clothes, spiders in his sleeve and making web from his fingers, a venomous snake by his side. This is not good company and it may ruin his life even worse than it's already ruined, what with his abnormal biology and constant ingestion of poisonous fumes. As seen previously, this particular Widowboy also has holes cut in his ears because I felt like he needed to open up some of his senses. Underneath Widowboy was Mushroomgirl, who needs no introduction with her big cute eye, fungi growing everywhere, and dumbfounded expression. And the t-shirt under it all is an entirely new one, featuring what lools like a girl (or a boy with a pin in his hair) with a huge face all over the t-shirt. Looks fine and wettable on its own, but the problem is that there is a back print. That is already a bad thing on its own since back prints on a shirt are absolute trash under all circumstances, but this one in particular has the character's head seen not from the front but from the back, revealing the gory inside of their head and skull. This is not acceptable. However, a good thing for these shirts is that I am not afraid of fixing mistakes with my trusty scissors, and that's what I'm about to do. But first, they all need to be graced with a shower, as all clothes do. If you wear a graphic shirt and you do not get it wet whilst wearing it by the end of the day, what are you doing with your life? After making sure all my shirts were wet, I grabbed my scissors and began cutting off some bad things on Widowboy. Gone are his extra eyes, and to allow him to show his gratitude, I also cut his mouth open. One good step taken towards making him normal. As for Mushroomgirl, I tried ripping her in half by the collar because I figured she would do well with two sides, both with their parts of the eye. Unfortunately, she proves too resistant and I had to move on to the Surprise t-shirt. I reverse it to have the back print show up front, as if it was a normal print from a normal t-shirt, and start cutting it from the bottom-up with my scissors and shredding it until not a single trace of it is left. Now there is a huge hole in the back of my t-shirt, but at least I'm rid of that useless no-good back print.